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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
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After meeting me... my therapist is now in therapy...
I believe in helping the homeless. That`s why every year I buy a new refrigerator and throw away the box.
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
If my body is EVER found dead on a designated jogging trail.. Just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.. :|
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
I have company coming, does a spork go on the right or left side?
So apparently putting Alkaseltzer in my pocket while I`m getting baptized and pretending I`m the devil is not funny.
When the kids come home from school they close the door then almost immediately open another door..... The one to the fridge!!!!
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”... but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot"
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.