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I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
My boss hates "yes" men and I have to agree with him.
If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
When people I don’t know ask me what I do for a living I shout “Karma,” and punch them before running away.
I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
is bored of being bored because being bored is boring.
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
You know you can`t say "happiness" without saying "p*nis"
I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box.
What doesn`t kill you, will hopefully try again
I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it.
I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.