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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Fun Fact: A pizza will never sleep with your best friend behind your back.
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eggs
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
Hey NFL, solution to your recent problem, start allowing players to hit each other on the field again
I don’t know how Godzilla doesn’t hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you.
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....