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The worlds gonna end in 5 days & I don`t know what I`m gonna wear.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
"Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
To the person who stole my antidepressants..I hope you`re happy now!!!
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing.
I`ve totally cut carbs out of my diet. Until lunch.
I`ve often wondered: Who the heck is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...