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Ok but how old is your child in minutes?
You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
For Christmas I just want summer...
From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can`t stop myself from telling them, "you sunk my battleship!"
believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone´s day ... even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.