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Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time just to see if in the end it`s all worth it.
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
I am not judging you...I already decided I don`t like you
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
The push-up bra: the strangely acceptable female equivalent of a rolled up sock stuffed in men`s underwear.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Nice try, Henry Winkler, but I’m not inclined to take mortgage advice from a guy who lived above the Cunningham’s garage for like ten years.
I don`t make a very good first impression, but if you hang around, my forty-third one is pretty cool.
Nothing says "I`ve already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it.
There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ.