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It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
I need a vacation ... or this fifth of Jack -Me at the liqiour store
Secret Admirers are just stalkers with good PR.
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I met a lady named Polly once. She didn`t care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.
Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”?
I`d like to thank the bars for being there for me.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird.
Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I`m stuck in a tree. Uh, I mean... meooow.