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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
I just started dating a homeless girl and it`s great! When I take her home, I can drop her off anywhere I want.
It`s almost Valentines Day and I still don`t know what to get myself yet.
I really don`t need to be loved.. I would settle for being tolerated. :)
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
I hate it when people rub things in my face... unless it`s two boobs.
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
Today, I`m really gonna give it my nothing
I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
I`d like to give you a big thumb`s-up. But I`m afraid that would be the wrong finger.