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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
Every-time I run I hear Mario Brothers theme song in my head, and look for things to jump over.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
I can only please one person a day...and today is not your day!
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they say "to boldly go where no one has gone before", when they get there, they always meet someone?
It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
If you pull the pin out of a grenade, can you put it back in and let go? I`m going to need a quick answer for this....
Wind chimes? I can`t see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what`d be nice? Noise.
I think you people lied to me...exactly how much of this hair of the dog do I have to eat before this hangover goes away?
If I ever put stuff in storage I`m going to write "gold bars" and "priceless memorabilia" on the boxes just to mess with storage wars.
2015 and I still can`t believe it`s not butter!
You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.