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some people just need a high-five......in the face......with a chair!
Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
Today would be a great day to leave a note on a random car that says "I know what you did".
Your duty as a friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck.
I saw a baby wearing a bib that said, “This dumbass put my cape on backwards”
Your selfie would be way better if you weren`t in it.
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
Marriage. The world`s oldest form of identity theft.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
Im just waiting for the day for Ashton Kutcher to go to Charlie Sheen and say "its stilll your show. YOU JUST BEEN PUNK`D!"