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I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
18 is TOO young to get married! You can`t even buy booze at 18! If you can`t buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
if your an astronaut, and you don`t end a relationship with "look, I just need space.." then your wasting everyones time
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
Then there was the ex-cop who started his own landscaping business. He called it Lawn Order.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
A sheep spends it`s entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepherd.
I always scratch off the "Plus One" option on wedding invitations are replace it with "Drinking for two"
Why do people with bad breath always have to tell me secrets??