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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
I put the pro in inappropriate.
I don`t have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn`t apply itself
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
My ex-girlfriend said she broke up with me because I was childish and immature. I think it`s because she`s a big dumb stinkyhead that`s jealous of my awesome Transformers collection.
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
Social networking sites is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves
Girls who don`t get naked when you`re drunk.. Explain yourselves.
“I demand a recount.” – Me, in a nugget dispute at McDonald’s.
Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
The more I drink the better my Idea`s seem to get.
I just broke a light bulb. Damn, is that 7 years of bad ideas.
Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is just a lost guy with a flashlight.
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent