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A recent survey revealed that 4 out of 5 women think I`m an a-hole...
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
I’m working on my resume. Should I use the term “mad skillz” or would “mad skills” be more formal?
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin…just in case.
I`ll be drinking tell I see Leprechauns tonight.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
I need a "previously on your life" recap for the things I didn`t pay attention to.
Just saw a guy driving while eating ice cream. F*cking sundae drivers.
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
Does `virgin wool` come from sheep the shepherd hasn`t caught yet? ..just asking