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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
My death bed confession is going to be epic!
I have a fold up treadmill under my fold up bed, so by the time I get the treadmill set up, I`m like "That`s enough exercise for today"
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
If you have a tattoo on your face, you`ve lost the right to ask me what I`m looking at.
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
Let`s all have a moment of silence for people who can`t have a moment of silence because they have kids.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
I fold down my laptop screen very slowly at night so I don`t squish you guys.
Coffee? I`ll have a cream soda ... One cup of coffee and I`m up all afternoon.
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.