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I hate grocery shopping. That`s why I just steal a full cart when somebody turns away. I never know what I`m getting, but it sure is faster.
If I ran the country, things would be a lot better. Well…for me anyway.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
Always thought the 4 words I never wanted to hear from my wife was "I want a divorce". Turns out its actually, "What is your password".
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower?
If you have really strong opinions on subjects that you know very little about... then Facebook just may be the perfect thing for you.
If I haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you… don’t worry, it’ll happen.
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device. I call it "No air conditioning".
come on people driving is just like coloring, just stay inside the lines.