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I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
I`m one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow.
You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
They say that you are what we eat. This means that I am cheap, easy and ready in 2 minutes!
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting "UNSUBSCRIBE!"
I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
I know the voices ain`t really, but man, do they ever come up with some great ideas.
My coffee was so hot this morning it came along with an ugly friend.
If your wife says "what would you do without me?" "Live happily ever after" is NOT the correct answer.
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
"I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional