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All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Match dot com, but for socks.
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend.......who`s in with me?
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
She texted me: "your adorable." I replied: "no, YOU`RE adorable." Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her typo.
Mornings are the best when they start in the afternoon.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
I like to think all pizzas are personal pizzas.
They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.