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"IT`S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON`T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
If heat makes things expand, then I don`t have a weight problem ... I am just Hot!
Unless your "Awesome Sauce" is an actual sauce and it involves putting it on a steak then I don`t want to hear about it.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
I just heard "Eye of the Tiger" and now I`m motivated to conquer the world. Or at least get out of my pajamas.
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
I was wondering why some couples don`t go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don`t work out...