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A sure fire way to lose an afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says "come on it will only take a half hour to fix"
Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eggs
Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
Girls who don`t get naked when you`re drunk.. Explain yourselves.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
if your looking for love sorry to disappoint you im already in a relationship with fun and freedom. :-)
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
Be nice to your kids. They get to choose your nursing home.
Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.