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A wise man once said nothing.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$
Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
On the first day of school, I tell all my students to rip up their textbooks ..then I leave before their REAL teacher arrives.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
Ways to die: Steal my food.
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
"LSD causes users to lose weight" Obviously. You can`t eat when a dragon is guarding the fridge.
One fun way to describe Facebook is “imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart.”