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If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I`d have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
If jail isn`t supposed to be fun, why do they get bunk beds?
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn`t really think your choice was excellent.
Why do people have to get ready for bed? I`m always ready for bed.
Bowling is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
Free snow at my house. Shovel all you want!
Why is it when I flush the toilet in the middle of the night, I have a feeling I woke up the entire neighbourhood?
Bill Gates: A billi a billi a billi JayZ: Half billi half billi half billi Lil Wayne: A milli a milli a milli Me: A dollar a dollar a dollar