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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
These last 7 hours at work are always the longest.
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
My son asked me to explain women to him, so I bought him an XBOX game for his Playstation.
My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
Iām not getting old. Iām becoming a classic.
My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic.
I try not to limit my madness to March.