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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
I`m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
I`m not saying that I`ve been online too long, I`m just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
My doctor asked if any members of you family suffers from insanity, I replied "nope they seem to enjoy it!"
Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
I like to go to a strangers house tell them you used to live there and that your grandfather hid money somewhere in the house and just leave.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
Apparently when your girlfriend says "f*ck that bitch", you`re not supposed to take her seriously.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
I bought the world`s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it`s terrible.
I`d totally order a salad bar. If it had lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ketchup, mustard, hamburger and buns.
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves