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Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
Unless its inappropriately, don`t f*cking touch me.
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
I dreamed about you last night, and so you know; Shame on you!!
Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
I don’t understand decaf coffee. It’s like sex without the sex.
When I grow up I wanna be a psychiatrist for the mentally insane...so i can find out what the hell is wrong with you people
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Just spent a week building a time machine. That’s seven days of my life I’m going to get back.