Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
Chili for breakfast. Cause I hate my Co-workers.
Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax, We get it you`re unoriginal and watch SOA ... Hold on my daughter Grey`s Anatomy is crying.
To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - Iād worship him too.
All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
bored out of my mind in class i began staring into space... space happened to be right in front of me at the time...
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.