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Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
Clearly the people that design refrigerators don`t know me if they think one tiny cheese drawer and two giant vegetable drawers is the way to go.
I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is talking back right now.
There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
Soup of the day: Tequila.
My wife has spent all day arguing that she isn`t stubborn...
I can bench 250 lbs. And by that, I mean, I can sit myself down on a bench in a local park.
I never said "you were stupid" I said "you are stupid", there`s nothing past tense about it!
Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
I dont mind going to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is bullsh*t