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79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
How do they put the "do not walk on the grass" signs up?
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
I`ll make better mistakes tomorrow.
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
I`m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they`ve won the Canadian lottery.
How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
Whenever somebody is murdered, the 1st person the police investigae is the spouse. That should tell you all you need to know about marriage.
I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
I would love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this knife.
If 3 people have sex, it`s called a 3-some. If 2 people have sex, it`s called a 2-some. I guess we now know why they call you HAND-some.