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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone`s throat.
I like my coffee like I like my women, hot and a lot of alcohol in them
If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you get people to shut up.
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
The sucking moment when you wave to someone & they haven`t noticed you & all are watching you & you feel why you waved in the first place & still you run after the person to stop & say HI
Still waiting for the moment when there will be a "add to wishlist" button on people`s facebook profile !!
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I’m tired of chasing my dreams, I`m just going to ask them where their going and meet them there later.
When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.
Yawning is the body`s way of saying `10% Battery Remaining`.