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What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body. Some people are capable of getting on every last one of them.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
Don`t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can`t use it.
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn`t touch anything else, so that`s good.
If Jesus was the son of Mary and he was the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a Little Lamb?
Burglars must love "My Family Stickers". They can wait in front of someone`s house, count the people that leave, and know if they have a dog or not...