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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the a$$holes asked me to turn it down.
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
Car sex is not fun...that tailpipe BURNS
Maybelline claims to make eyelashes appear three times longer…..I think they should start making condoms.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis