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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I wish Tony the Tiger would burst into a raisin commercial and yell “They’re graaaapes!”
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
Don’t trust people that dislike pizza. They’re probably not human.
Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
Don`t be part of the problem. Be the ENTIRE problem.
You know that 200-foot high expansion bridge you drove over today? Just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder.
Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
One small step for man one giant step for a really small man
If you died and went to he!l, how long will it take you to realise that you aren`t still at work?
Dear family, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories ... Here`s my therapy bill.
I just changed my WiFi password to "blowmefirst." I can`t wait for someone to ask me for it!
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
Remembering to remember is always the first thing I forget.