Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
You know you`re old when you think "pokemon" is a gay rastafarian
Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
Taco Bell drive-thru should have a “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and my number of friends.
I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
To the person who stole my antidepressants..I hope you`re happy now!!!
I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it`s like two gifts in one!!
FYI: You can buy wedding cake even if there`s no wedding, those suckers don`t even check
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don`t want people to recognize me when I`m pooping.
The plans I make after work are in direct proportion to how much charge I have left in my phone battery.
2015 and I still can`t believe it`s not butter!