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Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would`ve been if I just ate a bag of M&M`s!
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Marriage is for quitters
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ;)
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
I really want to see you tonight. So could you please leave the blinds up and the curtains open?
Trust me , as you get to know me , i just get weirder.
My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
I`m paying my taxes with a smile, but they wrote me back saying they want cash.
I`m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I`ll never ever use one again. I`m so excited about it. Yes.
You`re right, you didn`t ask that guy for a d!ck pic, but nobody asked for hundreds of pictures of your face either.
Don`t sell yourself short, in fact, don`t sell yourself at all. I`m pretty sure it`s illegal