Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
Some relationships are like fat people, they don`t Workout!!
I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn`t affect the price of Vodka!
I can`t believe that it`s almost the year 2014 and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
I`m 42 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night.
I don’t know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese’s to a box of tampons could literally save lives.
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
Guys write songs about girls they love. Girls write songs about guys they have broken up with
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?
I don`t call it lying down, I call it landscape mode.
I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?