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If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
My salad pic. got more likes than your selfie.
My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it!
The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.
I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels