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My resolution last year was to learn Spanish, and that only lasted about dos weekos.
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents take place there.
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying ~ don`t run into anyone you know.
I`m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign And before that ... we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh!t.
They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
Maybe Voldemort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
"I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
You couldn`t handle me even if I came with instructions.
I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously it`s a girl because it won`t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels