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I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
There should be an "undo" button in an elevator for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
Life is different in Christian frats: “You should’ve seen this hot chick I didn’t bang.” “Way to save it for marriage, bro.” *fist bump*
I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
Google must be a woman...it knows everything.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
A day without sunshine is like, you know... night