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I usually don`t argue with the doctor but I don`t think "Batshit Crazy" is a legitimate medical term.
I wonder how many people die each year from lifeguards running in slow motion?
My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral.
Aren`t they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
if I was a bird, I know who I´d poop on first.
Well...today is the day. Just gotta build up the nerve to tell my dog she is adopted.
I`m just a boy, standing in front of a girl; not listening to a f*cking thing she`s saying. But nodding, lots of nodding.
"Hot singles in your area want nothing to do with you." -Honest spam
I`m convinced some people got married just so they could gripe about being married...
I just gotta believe that as a species we`re capable of making an automatic hand dryer that`s quieter than an airplane.
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.
Happy Birthday to someone I would donate some non-essential organs to, and the fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn´t make it any less special. Plus I live so far away that your birthday requires almost no effort on my part. And sorry I tried to kill you all those times when we were
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
The only people without problems are in the cemetery.