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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Is your GPS supposed to sigh before it says "Recalculating"?
These techno songs last longer than my first marriage
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
I`m not saying we should kill all the incompetent people. I`m simply suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
Its national shave your... Well, tomorrow is valentine`s day. Just an FYI.
Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously it`s a girl because it won`t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas
This year, I`m thankful for all the people that included me in their mass texts wishing me a "Happy Thanksgiving," now I know which numbers to block when Christmas comes around.
Everyone picks their nose at some point, it`s what you choose to do next that defines who you are as a person.
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
Iām not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it`s fixed and finally cool, you leave.