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Vodka is just amazing water.
Click Like, if you hate being told what to do.
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
I hate how my friends are always trying to convince me to do extreme activities. Like bungee jumping, skydiving or leaving the house.
I got BOMBED last night and decided to do my own taxes and guess what! I`m getting 4 million dollars back this year!
I fart because it`s the only gas I can afford.
I hate taking down Christmas decorations just to put up Halloween decorations...
Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
Sorry I mispronounced your baby`s name you made up.
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
People go on and on about the length of Subway`s sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?