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Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
I asked my kid “do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
It might look like I`m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I`m quite busy.
I want to follow my dream, but i dont want to look like a stalker
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
At the urinal, please keep your eyes forward and your conversations limited to weather, sports or beer.
If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
I`m doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don`t worry if you can`t come
My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
I`m having an out of money experience.
Oh... the look on the Home Depot associate`s face when I asked him if the pruning shears will cut through bone... priceless.