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Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
My wife looks for signs Iām cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." ā Children
If I`m guilty of anything, it`s loving too much. And several outstanding speeding tickets. But mostly loving too much.
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
I was going to do a time travelling joke but you guys didn`t like it.
I like to go to a strangers house tell them you used to live there and that your grandfather hid money somewhere in the house and just leave.
A young man gets sent to jail,and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk."Let`s play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy." "Then come up here and suck Mommy`s d!ck."
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...