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Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Don`t you just hate it when people say stuff in thier status that you really didn`t want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop. Talk to ya later.
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
Iām not fat... my stomach is 3D.
Fun: text a friend "Are you alone right now?" They go "Yes." Then u text back LOL
It`s ok, ghosts, no-one believes in me either.
We all have that one friend that needs to learn how to whisper.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
I wonder how many people read my statuses and say `I hope he`s getting professional help`?
Mister Rogers didn`t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
My New Years Eve = Hangover 4
I got so much Crazy going on that the term "Bi-Polar" would be excessively underestimating my condition, let`s go with "Multi-Polar" from now on.........