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Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
Telling someone they shouldn`t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn`t be happy because others have it better.
I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
If they just built prisons out of the sh!t they package electronics in, no one could ever escape.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can’t be friends.
I am really getting tired of every time I go out people use me for my body. You know, to shade them from the sun and all.
If Facebook has taught us anything, it`s that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
Girls are supposed to dance. That`s why god gave them parts that jiggle.
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.