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If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
When someone says I love you over the phone and you don`t feel the same, just say `I love youtube` but say it really fast!
Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping.
I`m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill.
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
It’s a status….not your diary…
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…
I`m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.