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Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
Highway to Hell is a great song because you can play it at both your wedding and your funeral.
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
Change is hard. Seriously, have you ever bit a nickel?
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
It`s that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids.
Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
What scares me most is that some people think I actually know what I’m doing.
Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
Thanks to my mom, I put my name on all of my underwear so they`re easier to spot when I go through the bar`s lost and found box.
My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…