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I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn`t in a band anymore.
I don`t have any "driving the speed limit" music.
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
My doctor is getting really tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me.
On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
Don`t talk to me about hard times. My dog just licked the last piece of pizza.
Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but Iām trying to be proactive.
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it