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I just called. To say. I texted you.
Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
This Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
Good news I passed my drug test today. But now my drug dealer has some explaining to do.
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.