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That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the age I am now.
No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, “Yes, but does it work on cats?”
Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
John has 35 candy bars. If John eats 27 of them what does he have? .... Diabetes. John has diabetes.
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
Happy birthday to my Pet Rock who is 453,786,321 years old today!
I wish I had a job where I could punch stupid motherf*ckers in the face all day.
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
If it`s any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best looking guy in the world, but.... Oh, hell. Now I`m depressed.
is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about