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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don`t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
I like to flush the toilet a few times when I`m on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
I bet you can`t keep the funny and not funny the same number.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
I feel sorry for people who take everything way too seriously.
I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.
Here is a thought for all you mind readers out there…