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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
Whenever our neighbor`s dog is barking, I know there`s either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix… Don’t drink and derive!
I think I just discovered Newton’s third law of Emotion: ..... "For every male action, there is an equal and opposite female overreaction."
What a lovely winter we`re having this spring.
My parents preferred my imaginary friend over me.
Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
I`m not saying you`re an idiot. I`m just saying that....Umm how do I word this?? I guess I am saying your`e an idiot.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
I just wanna be the reason your doctor puts you on a new medication.